“That boy had blisters”: Fans roast Joe Burrow’s new greased up look as the quarterback sends message of “hope”

Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow’s hair obsession is evident through many years, with a dedicated Pinterest page and constant adjustments during press conferences. His recent slicked-back, greased-up look at a Fanatics 2026 Super Bowl Party drew cyberspace mockery. According to Harper’s Bazaar, hair change could signal four emotional responses: an avoidance tactic, a desire for reinvention, loss of control, or confidence boost craving.

“That boy had blisters”: Fans roast Joe Burrow’s new greased up look as the quarterback sends message of “hope”
Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow’s hair obsession is evident through many years, with a dedicated Pinterest page and constant adjustments during press conferences. His recent slicked-back, greased-up look at a Fanatics 2026 Super Bowl Party drew cyberspace mockery. According to Harper’s Bazaar, hair change could signal four emotional responses: an avoidance tactic, a desire for reinvention, loss of control, or confidence boost craving.